Category: Joke Board
One dark night outside a small town in North Dakota,
a fire started inside the local chemical plant and in
a blink of an eye it exploded into massive flames.
The alarm went out to all the fire departments for
miles around.
When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the
scene, the chemical company president rushed to the
fire chief and said, "All our secret formulas are in
the vault in the center of the plant. They must be
saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department
that brings them out intact."
But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.
Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the
situation became desperate.
As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that
the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who
could bring out the company's secret files.
From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another
fire truck came into sight.
It was the nearby Norwegian rural township volunteer
fire company composed mainly of Norwegians over the
age of 65. To everyone's amazement, that little
run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer
sleek engines that were parked outside the plant.
Without even slowing down it drove straight into the
middle of the inferno.
Outside, the other firemen watched as the Norwegian
old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire
& fought it back on all sides.
It was a performance and effort never seen before.
Within a short time, the Norske old timers had
extinguished the fire and had saved the secret
formulas.
The grateful chemical company president announced that
for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to
$200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of
the brave fire fighters.
The local TV news reporter rushed in to capture the
event on film, asking their chief, "What are you going
to do with all that money?"
"Vell," said Ole Larsen, the 70-year-old fire chief,
"Da first thing ve gonna do is fix da brakes on dat
focking truck!
la ha lol ha ha! Very funny.
Thanks.
Bob
lololol very good.
haha
Lol!
Troy